This blog-child of mine has officially been in existence for one year now! Yay! In honor of this event, I’ve decided to write an EPIC poem that shamelessly links back to previous posts.
Just to be clear, I’m not calling it “epic” in order to compliment it. (Although I DO compliment my blog. I love you, blog. You’re beautiful.) No, an epic poem is one that is long, and usually about some sort of heroic feat. The definition doesn’t stipulate what “long” means, nor does it specify what entails a “heroic feat,” so I’m going to take advantage of this loophole and refer to my work here as epic.
After all, one MIGHT say that keeping a blog is a heroic feat. I don’t know who that person is, but they very well could exist.
I’m just going to leave this here and back away slowly before you can argue with me…
It’s my one-year blogiversary
And of that, I’m pretty proud
So I thought I’d write a little ditty
Reliving my posts out loud.
How many posts have I written?
The answer’s one hundred and seven.
And in a moment of poetic perfection,
My followers are two hundred and eleven.
As you may have figured out by now,
I am a dedicated fan of cheese
I’ve tested many quesos in this joint
In search of the ones that please.
Texican Café’s was too greasy, and
Super Taco’s was way too thin.
Chili’s was a revelation:
Calling that shit “queso” should be a sin.
Shady Grove was pretty good, but
Even better was Jack Allen’s Kitchen
I could really go for some of that right now
That pork was really bitchin’.
The most recent trip: Texas Chili Parlor;
The journey started with Kerbey Lane.
Sazon was in the lead for months,
Until Mamacita’s set us aflame.
Some quesos are spooned in tortillas
Others have been dipped with chips
Some let us make our own concoctions
But they all had us licking our lips.
Let’s move on from queso now
‘Cause I could talk about it hours.
Don’t believe me? Read this love poem
That stuff has magical powers.
I’ve written about my hatred of birds
And my love for all things dolphin
I’ve admitted my desire to kidnap dogs,
Which would be an easy feat in Austin.
I’ve penned a letter to my router
And another to my laptop
I’ve made a Christmas drinking game
And I’ve narrowly escaped a cop.
Let me think what else I’ve done
Oh! I’ve house-sat like a boss.
I’ve learned a lot from Jerry Springer,
And I’ve also defended Ross.
At times I’ve confessed to telling lies
Like that time I called 911
Or that genius scheme to steal all the chocolate,
Or what I do for Sunday fun.
My family isn’t safe from spotlight –
You’ve heard about Mom, Dad, and Grandma.
They weren’t too thrilled with my “pantyless” tale
(But they should be used to my choices by now.)
In an ideal world I’d include ALL my posts
But that poem would be meters long.
My brain is too full of useless info,
But for my finale: here’s the carb song.
Thank you to everyone who’s taken the time over this past year to read my posts, and even better, leave comments with your thoughts! I love you all, and if I were having a birthday party for my blog, I’d totally invite you over for cake. Unless the cake was that multi-layer fudgy chocolate kind, and then I’m not sharing any. You understand.
I’ve had a lot of fun so far, and am looking forward to the next kabillion years of blog-keeping! ❤
Congrats on your first year… and your poem is hilarious. I’m happy to have met you and to call you a friend… (Which isn’t a lie, right?) 🙂
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Thank you! And of course it’s not a lie! I wouldn’t be plotting a trip across the country with a non-friend 🙂
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🙂 Since we’re going to have the hot guys… we should probably be in a van or something. 😀
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I feel like a van adds a creepy vibe to it haha. Maybe a stretch limo?
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Ok. Or a stretch Hummer. Ahahaha
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Haha! Yessss.
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Happy birthday Just in queso! That poem made me laugh!
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Yay, that was the hope haha. Thanks so much 🙂
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Happy blogiversary! 🙂
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Congrats! Very all encompassing poem!
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Thanks! I had many, many pingback notifications from WordPress for this one.
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I’ll bet!
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Wow! Happy Blogiversary! I have enjoyed each and every blog! You are quite entertaining, I look forward to every Wednesday.
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Yay, happy blogiversary!! I can now dedicate the cake I ate tonight to your honor :). I do enjoy your blog and queso fetish, thanks for sharing your cheesiness with us!
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I will accept that dedication haha. Thank you for reading! I’m happy to spread the joy of cheese.
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Congratulations and happy blogiversary. To many more lovely writing years ahead.
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Thank you so much! 🙂
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Happy Birthday!!! ❤
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My blog says thanks 😉
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